#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step
oh hey seems like a nice post i guess ill reblo-
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
Holy fuxki shit
THIS IS AMAZING.
This means that
IT GOT BETTER
HOLY CRAP I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AHHHHHHH!
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
is this real wtf this is the president of the united states
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
American Horror Story: Freak Show - Admit One “Official Teaser”
if you feel bad about your results then please remember that when i was in year 10, someone announced their results spelt out DUDE
Someone in my year proudly declared that their results spelled “FUDGE”. I weep for humanity.
A short story of a college students life
THIS IS THE TYPE OF STUFF SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO