mangocianamarch:

creepyold-kit-hands:

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

#if i fits i sits

nynamo:

oh hey seems like a nice post  i guess ill reblo-

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nevermind

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

duskball:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Holy fuxki shit

ceebee-eebee:

immortal-axolotl:

gallifrey-feels:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

doctorinapolicebox:

jeffersonadamshamilton:

a-peculiar-mademoiselle:

Doctor Who/Tangled Parallels

THIS IS AMAZING.

ohmygod!!!

This means that 

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is 

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and 

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is

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IT GOT BETTER

WOAAH

HOLY CRAP I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AHHHHHHH!

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

goastly:

is this real wtf this is the president of the united states

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

American Horror Story: Freak Show - Admit One “Official Teaser”

andybuttjaw:

if you feel bad about your results then please remember that when i was in year 10, someone announced their results spelt out DUDE

Someone in my year proudly declared that their results spelled “FUDGE”. I weep for humanity.

berrysherlockholmes:

A short story of a college students life  

saveintheflesh:

And then it’s gone.

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF STUFF SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO